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January Demotivational Poster


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.


TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit b****ing at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the b****ing and justaccept that we all make **** sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well f*** it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!


QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


JANUARY - Feline Oral Health Month




IF YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES - you will see that there is no hope


TAGS: despair january challange creepy
Rating: 2.67/5

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Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 3:40 pm
Holy ****! Roamer has sharingan!


PLAYING WITH JIM ROHN'S QUOTE -




JANUARY 26TH - Happy Australia Day to all our Motifaking friends down-under.


TAGS: aussie aussie aussie oy oy oy australia day january 26th
Rating: 3.75/5

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Cloudchaser - January 26, 2010, 1:54 am
Today is also Republic Day for Inda. It's the day their constitution came into force.


CLOUDS OR BUBBLES OR JUST PLAIN TEXT -


TAGS: january calendar rerun thinking
Rating: 3.71/5

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KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:41 pm
lol
THEBRAT - January 9, 2012, 1:14 am
Hahaha, nice one, and now you've just inspired me to make something to complement it... :)
mariand - January 8, 2012, 8:41 am
lol


ANCIENT WISDOM - Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. ~Confucius~




REALLY, 007... - How could you possibly have a day devoted to the letter Q and not think to invite me?


TAGS: assignment for january 8 q
Rating: 3.62/5

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ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
5 ejection seats from me.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:32 am
Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories..5L
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 10:24 am
Nice! I hadn't even thought of him! Good show old bean! 5 Laser watches!


ENGLISH 101 -


TAGS: i almost saved this for january 19th but i have no patience
Rating: 3.13/5

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phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:30 pm
Ah, bless the world for English Majors....well done. 5L sir


DRIVING THRU THE NIGHT - Motoring. What's your price for flight. In finding mister right. You'll be alright tonight.


TAGS: january night night ranger
Rating: 2.27/5

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TheTrashHeap - January 31, 2010, 6:44 pm
BTW...where did you "borrow" the caption for this poster from?
TheTrashHeap - January 31, 2010, 6:43 pm
I didn't steal it. I borrowed it...which reminds me I promised to give it back.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 31, 2010, 11:15 am
The bald head arses line...you stole zat from the BBC show "BLACK BOOK" zat was when the owner was trying to pick a fight with soccer hooligans so he wouldn't have to do his Taxes.
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 9:12 am
mixed up? Probably....but no biggie right?
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 9:12 am
if these guys cant find mr right are they gonna go back to base and pile on each other? Do you suppose sometimes when these guys are doin they're thing late at night with the moonlight bouncing off their bald heads and a**es; that maybe they get them


VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans aren t all livestock motifake january 2016 theme
Rating: 4.79/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2016, 8:26 pm
Yes, they are! 5 LOL lions, Silvy!


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